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You think they're dreaming about donuts? C'mon... you know you thought the same thing.
This is a lifeguard at the worst beach in the world.
Quite possibly the "funnest" jail in America.
"Should we wake him to ask how we should vote on the Nuclear Arms Treaty?"
Gone 'Fishin or Gone 'Nappin? To us, it's all the same thing.
Must have been a slow day at the store.
We fear a squirrel jailbreak coming on.
Maybe she's just testing the fabric to see if it'd make a nice pillow.
This isn't what it looks like. It's actually Rooms To Go's newest line of Office-Themed Bedroom furniture.
Admit it, school bored you too.
Uh-oh. Guess who's on the "Naughty" List.
When this guy finally gets caught napping, they'll just wheel him into the office to get his pink-slip.
Why pay the toll and risk waking him up?
Riots and looting are allowed in this neighborhood... as long as you do it really quietly.
This is a Detroit police officer. Let's just say that "fighting crime" doesn't appear to be a priority in the Motor City.
Airport Security: Feel safe, America!
At least you don't have to worry about uncomfortable body searches when this guy is on duty.
At least he won't catch any germs while napping on the job. The facemask ensures it.
First person who wakes the Chicago cop gets sentenced to one-hour of listening to Mike Ditka.
Kind of scary to think about what these two guys are SUPPOSED to be doing.
Maybe he's just working out the designs on a new bed?
You know you're a bad security guard when you fall asleep on the job AND someone steals your shoes.
He's dreaming of his next job... after he gets fired from this one.
No one will get their hands on those computers!
He's not a security guard. He's a fly catcher.
Wish there was something we'd actually want in this store... it's the perfect time to steal something.
His ID badge says he's cleared for high-level security access... and 30-minute naps.
Great... now those cans of Yoo-Hoo are unprotected!
Not sure what he's guarding... but he ain't guarding it too well.
He looks waaaay too comfortable to wake up. Let him sleep.
The hazards of reading a really bad book while on duty.
Hey, it gets boring while guarding the Halloween stuff in February.
The gentle breeze from a fan will put anyone to sleep.
You try working in the subway... let's see how long you last.
This is a great reason why Albany was voted the "Least Safe City in America."
This guard failed "Not Sleeping On Duty 101" a record 5 times!
This guard only failed it 4 times.
The food's so exciting at this restaurant... you'll fall asleep.
This finally proves that narcolepsy and drawing boards do NOT mix.
There's no sign, but trust us... this booth is closed.
People walking by couldn't believe their eyes when they saw a rat in the window of Stix Oriental in the Plantation Promenade.
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