It's true, you don't get nothin' for nothin'.
It's called "covering your tracks," look into it.
We're so confused!
You can say that again.
So you PROMISE that these are the last two, right? You wouldn't lie to us, would you?
Cool, so we can still pay full price?
Love how they mock us by showing how much we could have saved if we shopped yesterday.
Great, so we can't pay full price for everything?
What's funnier... that there are babies for sale or that there's such a thing as a fainting goat?
That is "special."
Wow, with that extra penny we could... well, we could do absolutely nothing.
Nothing wrong with the sale... but that guy is freaking us out.
Whole Foods doesn't grasp the Whole concept of a sale.
That's an interesting way to put it.
Amazing that this guy was actually allowed to DRIVE this car.
Yeah, but it's REALLY nice furniture.
Who are the knives for? The students or the teachers?
Ironic that this sale involves panties since this store can't seem to get their heads out of their...
As parents of two kids... you can keep the free one.
No wonder children are reading more.
OMG! Can you believe this???? You'll never see this again. No way... it's impossible.
On second thought.
Nice sarcasm. We'll wave hello as we drive past to the store down the street.
"Back to School" has certainly changed since we graduated.
Hey, don't knock the discount sex.
We want to meet the people who actually buy sheep for "special occasions."
Our heads hurt. And our feet.
Hope your product is better than your sign.
Addition? Subtraction? Saving? Who cares!
We ain't no math geniuses... but something's not quite right.
This is one-in-a-million.
This is two-in-a-million.
And where do you sell the Jumbo Shrimp? (A little oxymoron humor for you folks.)
Penny for your thoughts. That's about all it'll buy.
The meaning of "save even more" has changed over the years.
Limited time offer! We better hurry! Must save a penny!
Change the exclamation point with a question mark.
Is it any wonder that Circuit City went out of business?
Honestly, the Care Bears are a lot scarier than the other movie.
Yummy! Chocolate-flavored soda. The best of both worlds.
Anyone catch the irony that they're ripping you off on a Pirate set?
A rabbi is pistol-whipped and robbed of $35,000 worth of diamonds in North Miami.
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