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Looking for a lifeline.
"I'm making a break for it!"
Guess which two kids just made the "Naughty" list?
Too scared too move.
If Santa can hold on for 8 seconds he wins!
And oldie, but a goodie. How mean does that Santa look?
How many decibels did that scream hit?
Maybe she's upset that all she got for Christmas was an Easter egg.
"Please! Help me!"
We'd cry too if someone dressed us in that sweatshirt.
Santa's face says it all.
In the Santa "biz" they call this Double Trouble.
Don't do it, kid. Biting off your own fingers won't force Santa to let you go.
"I'm just a kid! Leave me alone!"
Attack of the Santa Gnomes!
Two for the price of one.
Check out Santa. How long before he blows?
Not to mock you little kid... but that's a pretty cute "angry face" you've got there.
Santa's face is screaming "A little help here!"
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Not everyone enjoys being one of Santa's elves.
You think being Santa is fun?
"Somebody throw me a rope!"
Hanging on for dear life.
It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas...
Is it just us or is Santa wearing make-up?
That guy doesn't even look like Santa. No wonder they're crying.
"Look, I can make my face as red as Santa's coat."
Gotta love Santa. Always jolly no matter the circumstances.
Hey, maybe that's just a yawn?
"I just want a hug."
"Get your hands off my candy cane!!!"
"It's alright, you just have to pose for these pictures until you turn 18."
"Yeah, Mrs. Claus gets on my nerves too."
And the Big Brother/Little Brother war begins.
Have you seen Santa's shirt? Who wouldn't cry over that?
All together now!
Uh, what... the... heck... is... that? And what did you do with Santa????
"How much am I scared of Santa? This much."
Don't worry, kid. We get the creeps too.
Is Santa saying "Hi" or "Bye?"
"Santa, all I want for Christmas are some earplugs."
"Kid, I'm only getting paid $7 an hour. Give me a break."
"Someone didn't brush this morning, did they?"
Santa's wearing the "Is it December 26th" Face.
Santa after "one too many." Kids or drinks?
Joy to all!
Through it all... Santa keeps being Santa.
"Only 2 more hours and I'm out of here."
Rixys Alfonso has helped hundreds of children while working as a state advocate for children with disabilities.
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