Published On: Apr 15 2013 06:36:47 PM EDTUpdated On: Apr 16 2013 05:35:52 PM EDT
There are only 24 interesting things about me.
In the first grade, I wore a tie to school every day. It was a clip-on tie. I thought I was Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties. Finally learned how to do it right.
I'm the slowest eater you know. Little girls are often done eating before I am. The process is slow but it works for me. Take a small bite----chew----swallow----take a drink----repeat.....
I was Prince of the 10th Grade. Chew on that.
It's painful to watch my own work on TV. Seriously. It's a cross between embarrassment and extreme self-criticism.
I used to dream of becoming a California Highway Patrol officer just like my Dad. I would wear his uniform shirt, with a fake badge, gun and walkie-talkie. Then I would ride my bike and stop behind parked cars and leave fake traffic tickets dangling on people's windshield wipers.
I'm an extremely trusting person. I trust people until they give me a reason not to. I see the good in people first.
I played the drums to Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" in my 6th Grade Talent show. Took 2nd place.
Nothing is certain but death, taxes and....Jason laughing at the sound of a fart.
When I grow up, I want to make a living making music.
I've been in two car accidents. I was texting both times.
I do impressions. Some good. Some bad. Some mediocre. Good? Jay Leno. Bad? Arnold Swarzennegger. Mediocre? Casey Kasem.
I kind of cry at weddings. Kind of.
Shaving is my least favorite thing to do in this world. If I could grow a beard, I would.
I have a man crush on the following men: George Clooney, Christian Bale, and Josh Brolin. There, I said it. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
I wouldn't survive a day doing any other job. But if I did take another job, you better believe it would NOT require me to wear makeup.
I own something like 34 Sting CD's. That includes, albums, imports, B-sides, soundtracks....etc. I guess I have a man crush on him too. Shut up.
I have freakishly nice feet. Soft to the touch. Toes are spaced and aligned nicely. No hair. Size 13, too! Weird. FYI, those are NOT my feet above. I keep them private.
I don't care for big spiders and snakes. One time when I lived in Ohio, a wolf spider the size of a grown man's open hand was crawling up our laundry room wall. I called a neighbor to come kill it.
My bucket list includes: Take my Dad to the Masters, Take my Mom to the Oscars....and perform a standup comedy routine.
There is ALWAYS a song playing in my head. Morning, noon and night. Right now as I type this..."Walking on Sunshine" is playing in my head....for NO apparent reason (NAR).
21 is my favorite number. Born on the 21st. It was my baseball number.
Favorite Holiday? New Year's Eve....Parties are fun. But I what I really love is the idea of Fresh starts, new beginnings and new goals....(that will be forgotten by Jan 4th). :)
First job? I was the guy holding the ginormous "arrow" on the side of the road. Got fired for pointing the arrow in the wrong direction. By the way, the guy in the picture is NOT me... he's doing a bang-up job.
Dessert? Yes please. Chocolate cake with yellow frosting. Favorite food? A fat juicy cheeseburger. Thanks for asking.